I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart,
but after
searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and
your hand in
mine, and the words, will you be mine?
I want to bear all your children. (to a woman)
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on
your cheeks
and to die on your lips.
I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be
empty.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years
away.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for
himself.
If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on
your cheek,
and die at your lips.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me
smile,
I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as
you, I'd
have 5 cents.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking
through
my garden forever.
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever
created.
If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would
be a
little chessboard
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my
name? "Isn't
every beautiful girl named that?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be
McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing
you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love
onto
you.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna
be?
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow
night?
I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your
apartment?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please
start.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't
deserve.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the
claim it
won't kiss off?
Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a
weak
heart.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an
angel.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been
searching for!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of
the
stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in
case they
say "yes."]
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst
us.
It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is
right here.
It's always good for you to see me again.
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your
birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped
me.
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty
good.
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me
yet.
Let's make like a Fabric softener and Snuggle
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able
to start
a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna
buy some
drinks with some of their money?
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?",
say
"Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman
looks at you
up and down) "No thank
you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look
fat in
those pants!"
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why
not?
Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?"
Man:"Because you're
looking so fine and not telling me you're name."
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will
leave a
footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap
on mine!
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to
you?
Miss, you made my heart stop...
