Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're
looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly,
but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful
ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming
date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or
glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and
the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some
things not work out before, so what.
Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal
mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more
dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without
just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to
cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older.
As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the
search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who
are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what
not.