>Things You Would Never Know
Without Indian Movies
>
>1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious
beating but
>will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
>
>2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa)
unless
>they first perform a dance number in the rain.
>
>3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any
other
>situation.
>
>4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere,
100
people
>will appear from god-knows-where and join them in the
dance.
>
>5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy
he is up
>against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after
him is
his
>mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is
his uncle
>and so forth.
>
>6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud
between
>sentences) are No Problem! My God! Get Out!, Shut-up!,
Impossible!,
>Please forgive me!
>
>7. They fall on the ground and roll and roll while singing and
come out
>with different clothing.
>
>8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling
eyes-lid,
>and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at
the same
>time without being out of breath.
