i like this joke..
The Church pipes sprang a leak so the Parish Priest called in the
only plumber in town, a Protestant.
He was a joker but went to work, climbing into the crawlspace to
get at the pipes.
He noticed he could see a pew and a matronly old lady praying the
Rosary.
He decided to play a trick on her. With his booming voice, he
bellowed, "I am Jesus! Ask and it shall be given unto you!"
The old lady looked up and around, but went back to her
Rosary.
He was puzzled. Again, he cried out loudly, "I am Jesus! I will
grant you your wishes!"
Again, the lady looked around, a little annoyed and went back to
her Rosary.
Almost angered, the plumber used all his might in his voice and
said, "This is Jesus! What are your wishes?"
This time, the old lady looked up and said, "Hush! I'm talking to
your Mother!"
