Thanks
A paratrooper was scared to jump.
His instructor told him, "If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh
Buddha' and you will be saved."
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord.
So he said, "Buddha oh Buddha," and a hand came out of the sky and
saved him.
He said, "Thank God," and he was dropped.
Why are there no good Buddhist blues guitarists?
They have no soul.
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Smart
A pilot is flying three people in a private plane - a Tibetan lama,
and Bill Gates (the smartest man in the world), and a hippie.
Suddenly the pilot announces to his three passengers: "I have bad
news for you. The plane is going to crash. We have to bail out
now.
Unfortunately, we have only three parachutes. And since I am a
terrific pilot, and I don't see any reason why I should die, I am
taking one of them. Good luck!" And with that, he jumped out of the
plane.
Bill Gates said: "Since I am the smartest man in the world, and
very valuable to civilization, I am also going to take a parachute
and save myself." And with that, he leapt out of the plane.
The lama said to the hippie: "I have already lived a long and
fruitful life and have no need to live longer. Therefore, you may
take the remaining parachute." "Relax, mannnn," said the hippie,
putting the parachute on to the lama's back. "The smartest man in
the world just strapped himself into my backpack."
What is mind? No matter.
What is matter? Never mind.
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