Got this little joke from my
email...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week the man realized that he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight
to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was
7:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was
about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
