the Bear SG an insane and crazed game where an office cubicle warrior goes nuts and tries to kill himself in 5 minutes clicky here => 5 Minutes! i did that in 4:53 the first time and 3:09 the 2nd
the Bear SG arrow keys to move, space bar for action, M for status that's all walk around, use shredders, staples and other things like microwaves to kill yourself
ndmmxiaomayi SG I see nothing except a black screen. Must be Firefox problem again. *switch over to IE*
MooKu SG Just keep talking to the nerd who eventually tells you to "Talk to the hand." Each time you do so, you'll be 10% closer to death.
ndmmxiaomayi SG Can't load in Firefox. Another MS bootlicker. I just game over, can't control directions well, I keep moving in the wrong directions, turning round and round.
the Bear SG thought it was easy and perverse i just found a new way... 30% when you taunt the shark to attack you
the Bear SG list the ways you've found.. shredder stapler scissors supplies pinata shark weasels umbrella going postal microwave aerosol + lighter electrourination getting kicked in the nuts paper cutter beatdown by clown electrocuted by hand dryer drinking out of mop bucket anymore?