rule #1 cardio: how many fat people do you see at the end of
the world when its zombies doing the ending?
rule #2 beware of bathrooms
rule #3 seatbelts
rule #4 doubletap
rule #5 no attachments
rule #6 travel in a group
rule #7 keep the dumb dumbs close at hand: one of the most
sure fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less
intelligent as close at hand as possible. when you find somebody
who asks you 'Whats going on? What Happened? those are the ones you
want with you!
rule #8 kill with efficiency
rule #9 guns are for hunting, not for zombie killing
rule #10 be quiet
rule #15 know ur way out
rule #17 don't be a hero (this one's my favourite) 
for those who enjoyed zombieland, try shaun of the dead.
it's twice as funny n their zombie killing gags r a lot more
hilarious.