So, because I have too much free time, and because I
love movies and love to discuss them with friends
and good movie lovers alike, I thought it would be appropriate if I
update/blog about the supposed moviepocalypse that's long arrived
in the pits of Hollywood.
What's the moviepocalypse, you asked?
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Do you feel like movies are getting sh**tier each week?
Does the news of remakes, reboots and rip-offs leave you feeling
like a red-headed stepchild?
Are the TV shows, cartoons, comics and original movies that made
your childhood feel like a magical adventure calling you in the
middle of the night from a street corner pay phone asking for
rescue from the H-wood pimp that's wh*ring them out to make quick,
easy, brainless, creative-free profit?
If these questions have put into words the puke-alarm feeling
that’s been slowly building in your gut over the last 4 cinematic
years, then smile, you’re not crazy or pregnant (though you still
might have the herp)... you’ve just been sensing the
MOVIEPOCALYPSE!
It’s the end of GOOD MOVIES and movies made with a
fresh creative spirit.
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Still don't buy this whole 'Moviepocalypse' supposed bullsh**? Here
are some of the many signs out there to enlighten you:
Max Steel, the Mattel toy/cartoon is now movie-ized.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/07/12/paramount-to-make-max-steel-movie/
The director, writer and producer of Spy Kids 3-D is
producing the remake of the 80s classic, Predator called -
PredatorS. YES - with an 's'
added to it, it's now supposed to be another movie. 
http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=10293
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Rodriguez_filmography#Future_films
Piranha 3-D movie - Sounds silly and horrible.
http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/article/oscar-and-golden-globe-winners-join-piranha-3-d
All movies to be made in 3-D - God help us.
http://www.cinematical.com/2009/04/24/discuss-spidey-4-and-other-upcoming-films-that-should-be-in-3
Wrong Turn 3: Left For Dead - No, it isn't a pun on the
title - it is the title; the title that has reference to
that of a horror video game about zombies.
Sequel madness:
http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/article/so-many-sequels-star-trek-xii-terminator-5-zoolander-2-and-more
Pray, everyone... just, pray. The end of good movies is near. Let's
stand together and support movies with strong connectable
characters and relatable, emotional stories. Cinema is more than a
money-making medium - it is a place where people of greater
intelligence educate us in the ways of human life.
Long live good movies!
~ Flare