I got detectives! See! They're detecting shit! -
Captain Howard, Bad Boys 2
i've got a better one.
Det. Marco Vargas: Nice work. The more you guys
fuck up, the more we look like rock stars, baby!
Captain Howard: I can't believe you guys! Do
you both wake up in the morning, call each other up.. Good morning,
marcus.., Good morning, mike, how ya doing? A'right~... so, how're
we going to fuck up the captain's life today? Gee.. I don't know..
I don't know.. Oooh! Over there! Let's kill 3 people... and leave
them on the street..!
Detective Mike Lowrey: Captain, these are not
normal corpses...
Captain Howard: If I threw you out of a
speeding ice truck, and then ran over your head.. you wouldn't be
normal either.