How important does a person have to be before they are
considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a
"penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire
you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty
for
Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
see
you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they
tell
you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your
license, are
you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about
him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're
both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out
the
window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first
place?
