dear Rock & Ash... if you want to serve lamb burgers, make
sure your hired help know how to cook the thing without it becoming
a dry lump..
oh.. the buns do not need to be toasted until they are crisp,
dry and hard either
Uhh, Bear, there's no way I can put this delicately so I'll come
right out with it. Wouldn't the name Rock and Ash already
tell you what's going to be on your plate? 
