Yeah, I've got both halves with me....
But I'm still pissed with 'em for giving me a note that was
cleanly cut in two, legal tender or not....
It'll be hard to prove that it came from their cashier now,
wouldn't it? Personally, I wouldn't be too fussed. The store still
gave it out precisely because it can be used, it'd just be nice if
they took on the burden of keeping and mending it.
