Night Owls Chatterboxes - Part LXXI

last SG · 2009-09-22T21:52:08+00:00

i dont blame her..i mean thats prob the only way she'll get famous or infamous and maybe some income..who knows,her masterplan could be to ultimately become...

av98m SG

i dunno.. what operating system/browser are you using?

in other news, remember this?

shoe bomber = TSA demands you remove your shoes for checks

liquid bomber = TSA demands you do not bring water onboard planes..

now..

nobody.. please, dear God!! nobody tell the TSA about this!!

=> attempted assassination of Saudi prince by a rectum bomber

cassie SG

Terrorists are more imaginative than rest of population!

fudgester SG

Terrorists are more imaginative than rest of population!

Imaginative? maybe.

Smart? Not necessarily.

Linkie: The five most dumbass terrorist attack attempts in history

The last one is a particular gem.

Kuali Baba SG

hey.. check this out..

=> Nessun Dorma

from UK's Got Talent..

it'll surprise you

Surprising indeed, but his diction wasn't clear.

udontknowme SG

next time, people who fly will first get ass raped :x

you know right after they decided to ban liquids and gels on planes, they also decided to publicly molest everyone going to north america. and dig through everyone's luggages in a public area :x

udontknowme SG

oh yah. female officers molested female travellers. male, male

cassie SG

I thought those going thru the body x-rays were already being ogled at. So it’s now ogled at before molestation…

sbst275 SG

back

wondering abt the YOG & F1 next year

the Bear SG

Imaginative? maybe.

Smart? Not necessarily.

Linkie: The five most dumbass terrorist attack attempts in history

The last one is a particular gem.

oh yah.. i read that one..

the terrorist got kicked in the balls by the taxi driver.. so hard that the taxi driver tore his tendon

imagine.. the terrorist bastard got kicked so hard that the foot gave way

udontknowme SG

nono. i dont think people are molested anymore. (except for when they do 'random' full body checks.) that time, they have not had the xray thingies yet. so...so.....

not that the damn xray thing is any better

sbst275 SG

I think days back some ppl at Havards was talking abt M'sia financial reform... Something term as Najib dunno wat

the Bear SG

i'm going to sleep

goodnight everyone

fudgester SG

oh yah.. i read that one..

the terrorist got kicked in the balls by the taxi driver.. so hard that the taxi driver tore his tendon

imagine.. the terrorist bastard got kicked so hard that the foot gave way

He didn't do proper recce of his target, was set on fire by his own propane tanks, and then got kicked in the balls with more force than a foot can take.

Damn, I love Scotland.

cassie SG

Somehow i’m always unlucky coz 8 outta 10 times the alarm triggers when i walk across the metal detector.

udontknowme SG

forgot to take things out of pocket...?

Meia Gisborn SG

udon,

I'm a bit out of the loop here. Are you still in Singapore?

udontknowme SG

yes i am!

cassie SG

Think it’s the metal buckle on my belt that triggered the alarms. Nope, i can’t do without it either – been losing too much weight and need it to keep my jeans up.

Meia Gisborn SG

yes i am!

How long are you going to be there?

Meia Gisborn SG

Think it’s the metal buckle on my belt that triggered the alarms. Nope, i can’t do without it either – been losing too much weight and need it to keep my jeans up.

I thought it's SOP to take off your belt and put it in the tray together with your purse/wallet,keys and shoes at the checkpoint, before you walk through the metal detector.

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