Night Owls Chatterboxes - Part LXVIII

last SG · 2009-06-07T20:23:48+00:00

I'm wondering would other uni follow NUS into issuing bonds?

av98m SG

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

Ferret SG

hmm...yum yum!!!

now got craving for kang kong... -_-"

yes yes yes.

i think i wanna pack x 2 .

they habbing promotion on kang kong i think ahahahahahaha

LOTUSfairy SG

yeah.. understand when she cried when she saw u..

av98m SG

yes yes yes.

i think i wanna pack x 2 .

they habbing promotion on kang kong i think ahahahahahaha

o.O you gonna eat all that?

av98m SG

yeah.. understand when she cried when she saw u..

Ferret SG

o.O you gonna eat all that?

i can.

but i ish sharing.

-smug generous critter look-

av98m SG

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

zoragirl SG

when can go home?

another 20mins....

my whole desk is in a mess now...cannot find my other reports...

later on my way back, i call you ok...

LOTUSfairy SG

zoragirl SG

yes yes yes.

i think i wanna pack x 2 .

they habbing promotion on kang kong i think ahahahahahaha

don't eat too much kang kong at one go, later leg muscle cramp - esp on the calf and toes....

av98m SG

Today, I wanted to print out a 100 page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this I picked a time where I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML

SBS2601D SG

More FMLs!

av98m SG

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

zoragirl SG

this remind me when me and my colleague went for medical check up....

same scenario, just that the one bursting into tears is my colleague...

av98m SG

this remind me when me and my colleague went for medical check up....

same scenario, just that the one bursting into tears is my colleague...

av98m SG

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her : my 17 year old cousin. I went to my unoccupied parents’ bedroom. My sister's baby walkie talkie was on and the whole family heard me. FML

SBS2601D SG

this remind me when me and my colleague went for medical check up....

same scenario, just that the one bursting into tears is my colleague...

Hanor...

When I was in JC, and I took my weight reading, a 5 foot tall girl told me: " OMG! You've got my dream weight!" And she promptly went off wailing.

This is my FML.

av98m SG

Today, as I was bringing my 3 year old daughter back from daycare, she asked me where her dad was. I tried to explain that I was her father, but she answered "Not you, my other Daddy!". I've got some talking to do tonight... FML

zoragirl SG

Hanor...

When I was in JC, and I took my weight reading, a 5 foot tall girl told me: " OMG! You've got my dream weight!" And she promptly went off wailing.

This is my FML.

av98m SG

Today, I fell asleep in the train. When I woke up, everybody was staring at me with a strange smile. I'll probably never know what I did. FML

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