IT SHALL BE SET FORTH IN STONE, THAT THE SINNER WILL SINFULLY
INDULGE IN ALL FIVE WRITTEN SINS ON THAT SINFUL DAY, AS SINFUL AS
SINFUL CAN BE. MAY THE LORD NOT JUDGE THE SINNER AND STRIKE THE
SINNER DOWN WITH THE WRATH OF HEAVENS ON THAT VERY SINFUL DAY AND
THAT THE ONLY WAY THE SINNER SHOULD DIE, IS WITH A SMILE WITH ALL
FIVE SINFUL DELIGHTS IN HIS DAMNED FORSAKEN STOMACH. AMEN.
It also means that I will be attending, anytime, any day.
Caps lock is cruise-control for cool. 
