I kinda like the idea of my ashes in the clapot being used to scare
my grandchildren into behaving "if you dun behave ah gong is coming
to get you!!"
but being released into the sea I like so much appeals to me
too!
and I hope as many of my organs/bodyparts can be transplated
onto other people as possible too! 
You already thinking of grandchildren even before you have
children? 
OK, cannot fault you for not doing
'long-term planning'!
Haiz... the solution, my dear friend, is to split your ashes in
half lor! Half go into some fancy pansy urn, half get tossed
with great drama into the ocean. Happy?
