Feng Shui makes you huat ! guaranteed !

last SG · 2008-10-13T13:40:35+00:00

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dukedracula SG

$8888, must be a huge house you’re living in….typical condo unit is about $1k to $2k for consultation…..

Fatum SG

well .... I'm not living in blardy nassim road .....

in any case ... feng shui works ... the chap must be doing pretty well for himself .....

elindra SG

ok, let's start by reading these

天干 = 甲乙丙丁戊已庚辛壬癸

地支 = 子丑寅卯辰巳午未申酉戌亥

Simi lai kai

mistyblue SG

Do you believe in this ? ....

they say feng shui can make you huat ... i am now a firm believer in this ....

apparently, my folks decided it's time to get our house feng-shui'ed again .......

guess how much is the base consultation fee quoted by one of the feng shui chaps for our house ? .......

S$8,888 !!!!!!!!!!!! ...... (apparently, it's considered "cheap" already .... )

wah ! ..... even before we huat, he already huat first sia .........

who says feng shui won't make you huat ?!?!?!?! .....

Do your parents desire a god-daughter?

Fatum SG

Do your parents desire a good-daughter?

har ? ...

the Bear SG

Do your parents desire a good-daughter?

did misty just make a move on fat fat?

mistyblue SG

did misty just make a move on fat fat?

No lah. Wait I explain

mistyblue SG

har ? ...

Your folks must be rich to burn $8888 on feng shui. Just now got spelling error. I meant to say God Daughter.

FireIce SG

for $8,888, hope u get a big toilet bowl so when u sneeze when pee-ing, it wun be all over

get the voice-controlled one where u can request for the toilet seat to be up or down by saying. PEE or SHIT

Fatum SG

I dunno how the feng shui thingy is going .... only that I've received orders to clear up my room cos the "feng shui master" is coming soon ......

I dunno how much this chappie's charging .... when I started on my rant about $8888, my folks told me they were not that "stupid" .... but just clean up my room anyways ....

FireIce SG

my bestie got quoted 12k just on LIGHTS alone

this particular spot must have a light... cannot be white light... must be orange light... so tt they will ping ping an an

this side, must have a row of lights..... so tt career shun shun...

over there must have 3 lights in 3 rows..... so tt i-dunno-wat-shit....

must make false ceilings, run wirings, configue the switches.......

the feng shui conster must be thinking of holding F1 in her 4-room flat in sembawang
or he is in cahoots with SPower

av98m SG

my bestie got quoted 12k just on LIGHTS alone

this particular spot must have a light... cannot be white light... must be orange light... so tt they will ping ping an an

this side, must have a row of lights..... so tt career shun shun...

over there must have 3 lights in 3 rows..... so tt i-dunno-wat-shit....

the feng shui conster must be thinking of holding F1 in her 4-room flat in sembawang
or he is in cahoots with SPower

WTF

caleb_chiang SG

Do you believe in this ? ....

they say feng shui can make you huat ... i am now a firm believer in this ....

apparently, my folks decided it's time to get our house feng-shui'ed again .......

guess how much is the base consultation fee quoted by one of the feng shui chaps for our house ? .......

S$8,888 !!!!!!!!!!!! ...... (apparently, it's considered "cheap" already .... )

wah ! ..... even before we huat, he already huat first sia .........

who says feng shui won't make you huat ?!?!?!?! .....

Why don't you hire me... i charge half price and talks more than he would...

Fatum SG

12k ..... on consulation, or renovation ? .....

those who've been to my place ... rememeber the fish in the front yard ? ..... that used to spit water for "money luck" .....

until the next chappie came along and said there's too much "shui" around ... unbalance ....

so that became "fish out of water" cun mosquito breeder ....

FireIce SG

seriously, i would just use the $8,888 to buy 300 rounds on the flyer
I sit until i puke shit from my mouth i oso not going to feed fengshui consters

Fatum SG

Why don't you hire me... i charge half price and talks more than he would...

you fail lah ... unker 7-11's willing to do it for one less 8 ..... how you fight that ? ...

the Bear SG

tell your folks i charge about $500 to go beat a confession that he's a fraud out of him

cassie SG

I dunno how the feng shui thingy is going .... only that I've received orders to clear up my room cos the "feng shui master" is coming soon ......

I dunno how much this chappie's charging .... when I started on my rant about $8888, my folks told me they were not that "stupid" .... but just clean up my room anyways ....

doesn't that defeat the purpose? i mean the guy is supposed to see the place in its "natural habitat" and then determine whethere that pile of stuff there is junk and blocking the flow of energy. or maybe it's blocking the negative vibes from getting to you.

the Bear SG

i think his folks just feel the need to believe in something...

kopiosatu SG

but that kind of money into investments, confirm huat.

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