Relative size! Relative size!
The steak in the promotion leaflet was half the size of the
plate!
The steak I got was half of that half of the plate!

The FS and I were so stunned that we gazed incredulously at the
micro-steak for a long, long time.....
And it cost.... $12.90!!! 
these days you pay more and get a lot less. like how smrt is
ripping seats out of carriages to deal with the congestion problem.
go figure. and ministers getting paid more to do a lot less etc