China gals in reality vs Jing yong novels!

last SG · 2008-11-21T12:03:40+00:00

Sigh.... I log in one last time before going to bed, and I see this....Oh well... tempted as I am to close it, I'll leave this thread alone....I'm sure the o...

the Bear SG

huh! no one here read jinyong novels? Wah! You all really missed the best in the chinese wuxia genre. Most of the TV shows that replicated the novels are crap.

*orders a cup of kopi-o"

Do you wanna know how 射雕英雄传 (legend of the condor heroes), 神雕侠侣 (return of the condor heroes), and 倚天屠龙记 (heaven sword n dragon saber) are linked?

Do you know the history of Zhang Sanfeng? Such a powerful martial artist must have his own powerful story ya.

Say if today you can pick 5 skills from the novels, which would u pick and why? hahaha

some read the novels.. but the TS is deluded and thinks that the novels were real

seotiblizzard SG

huh! no one here read jinyong novels? Wah! You all really missed the best in the chinese wuxia genre. Most of the TV shows that replicated the novels are crap.

*orders a cup of kopi-o"

Do you wanna know how 射雕英雄传 (legend of the condor heroes), 神雕侠侣 (return of the condor heroes), and 倚天屠龙记 (heaven sword n dragon saber) are linked?

Do you know the history of Zhang Sanfeng? Such a powerful martial artist must have his own powerful story ya.

Say if today you can pick 5 skills from the novels, which would u pick and why? hahaha

1. Xiang long shi ba zhang!.
2. Xiang long shi ba zhang!.
3. Xiang long shi ba zhang!.
4. Xiang long shi ba zhang!.
5. Xiang long shi ba zhang!.

cassie SG

huh! no one here read jinyong novels? Wah! You all really missed the best in the chinese wuxia genre. Most of the TV shows that replicated the novels are crap.

*orders a cup of kopi-o"

Do you wanna know how 射雕英雄传 (legend of the condor heroes), 神雕侠侣 (return of the condor heroes), and 倚天屠龙记 (heaven sword n dragon saber) are linked?

Do you know the history of Zhang Sanfeng? Such a powerful martial artist must have his own powerful story ya.

Say if today you can pick 5 skills from the novels, which would u pick and why? hahaha

nope, don't read and not really interested.

and i still cannot for the life of me make out what TS is trying to say. btw, is he/she the one with the desert post?

seotiblizzard SG

Btw, TS, get a Vietnamese wife and thts it la.

seotiblizzard SG

nope, don't read and not really interested.

and i still cannot for the life of me make out what TS is trying to say. btw, is he/she the one with the desert post?

He is just trying to compare things real life and reel life.

av98m SG

nope, don't read and not really interested.

and i still cannot for the life of me make out what TS is trying to say. btw, is he/she the one with the desert post?

its ok. none of us have ever been able to make out his ramblings

maurizio13 SG

I would pick up

1) immobiliser skills

2) qing gong (flying skills)

3) liu mai shen jian

4) jiu ying zhen jing

5) yang guo's newly acquired skills after he lose his auntie.

Immobiliser skills so can go around immobilse all the girls.

Qing Gong so can escape quickly.

skythewood SG

I would pick up

1) immobiliser skills

2) qing gong (flying skills)

3) liu mai shen jian

4) jiu ying zhen jing

5) yang guo's newly acquired skills after he lose his auntie.

Immobiliser skills so can go around immobilse all the girls.

Qing Gong so can escape quickly.

yang guo auntie somemore. most people will say teacher, so it don't sound so bad.

you say auntie, so you must like.... incest!!!

Noahtay SG

cassie SG

I would pick up

1) immobiliser skills

2) qing gong (flying skills)

3) liu mai shen jian

4) jiu ying zhen jing

5) yang guo's newly acquired skills after he lose his auntie.

Immobiliser skills so can go around immobilse all the girls.

Qing Gong so can escape quickly.

that's fantasy. we live in the real world, you know...

oh wait...maybe this should be directed to TS instead.

maurizio13 SG

yang guo auntie somemore. most people will say teacher, so it don't sound so bad.

you say auntie, so you must like.... incest!!!

I did a literal translation from Gugu, because he always address her as Gugu.

I didn't contemplate thoughts about incest like you.

Your thoughts reveal your true intentions.

skythewood SG

I did a literal translation from Gugu, because he always address her as Gugu.

I didn't contemplate thoughts about incest like you.

Your thoughts reveal your true intentions.

he call her that when he is younger, and the relationship is more incest like.

when their relationship ok le, he call her dragon son ok.

maurizio13 SG

he call her that when he is younger, and the relationship is more incest like.

when their relationship ok le, he call her dragon son ok.

Ermmm.....apparently you have the wrong concept of incest.

So if you meet an old hag in geylang, you call her auntie (since you like lao go), you proceed to have sex with her.

Does it mean you are committing incest?

You fantasize much about incest, therefore you screwed up your logic.

skythewood SG

Ermmm.....apparently you have the wrong concept of incest.

So if you meet an old hag in geylang, you call her auntie (since you like lao go), you proceed to have sex with her.

Does it mean you are committing incest?

You fantasize much about incest, therefore you screwed up your logic.

hmm, i only hear about incest from friends, not very sure,

guess have to bow to you, the expert on incest

maurizio13 SG

hmm, i only hear about incest from friends, not very sure,

guess have to bow to you, the expert on incest

Don't need to expert, only need some basic intelligence, English and logic.

Are you saying that everybody here who knows the meaning of incest are also experts?

Can always look for the definitions of meaning in your dictionary, Google is also your friend.

rokkie SG

I find it difficult to trust a china woman in a relationship even at a platonic level...Jing yong has misled many overseas chinese men lol:)

it's the same when it comes to sg woman, sounds like you have been cheated by prc girls, ah. I don't think you can make a judge to all chinese women, unless you have been to china, and be together with a chinese women for a long time, don't be seduced by those beauty chicks, usually they are meterial animal.

oldbreadstinks SG

hey this thread is not for arguing, come on lets talk culture

but whether you think they're good or bad must depend on your experience with them, knew a few of the previously, haha and they're in the trade to get more money out of men but when we meet up usually they're the ones trying to treat me to a meal and i've never been their customer so i guess my view of them still not so bad ba?

catknight got cheated? body love and money?

rokkie SG

ok, take zhao min as an example, she is mogolian descendent, from a noble family, love hard and hate hard, pretty fit northern women personality, huang rong, southern woman, delecate, smart, good at literature ,mathmatics.

airgrinder SG

ok ma. Once a while fantaise about fantasy =)

My Pick:

1. Heaven Sword Dragon Saber: Jiu Yang Sheng Gong (one of the most powerful nei gong)

2. Legend/Return of the condor heroes: Jiu Ying Zheng Jing (another most powerful nei gong, with a compilation of many sub skills, like Jiu Ying Bai Gu claw)

3. Heaven Sword Dragon Saber: Qian Kun Dai Mo Yi (With this, u pratically learn any gongfu once u have the chance to observe it for a short while)

4. Both num 1 and 2 dues with Gang (hard) type skills. Num 1 is yang, num 2 is ying. But both are Hard skills. So my num 4 will be Heaven Sword Dragon Saber: Taji Quan/Jian, the ultimate Soft skill.

5. I was thinking of a Qigong, either the weird Heaven Sword Dragon Saber: Sheng Huo Ling Sheng gong from the Pesians' Ming sect, or Wudang Ta Yun Ti. Duan Yu's Ling Po Wei Bu is definately out. I'll pick the former.

6. Anyway, this is a must, although I've said pick 5 only. Return of the condor heroes: Juo Yen Bo Yi ((the skill invented by Zhou BoTong when he was trapped in the TaoHua Caves in TaoHua Island by “東邪”黃藥師 (One of the 5 elites). Due to bordem Zhou Botong decide to fight with himself, but calming down and splitting him mind and body into 2. This greatly enchanced his power. This skill was subsequently taught to Guo Jing and XiaoLongNiu.)) Enough said. hohoh

seotiblizzard SG

. Wow! U actually rmbed.

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