I got back from town not too long ago. It was a very
eventful night.
First, as I walked past a 7-Eleven's, I witnessed a man walk
right in, grab a bottle of drink, and just run out of the store
without paying!! 
The
store staff gave chase, caught hold of him and shouted at
him. The two members of staff happened to be Indians.
The man was so bold and lackadaisical about it, he thought they'd
lose him in the crowd so he just sauntered casually with his
girlfriend so he was promptly caught. Two other ladies in his
group just stood by and giggled the whole time. 
Someone
ought to smack them all!
Then, whilst waiting for my tram, I witnessed a man take off his
shirt, then stand in the middle of the tram track waving his shirt
around. He didn't budge when the trams sounded their horns at
him.
Why are there so many bloody idiots around? 
Because their parents made the mistake of not using condoms nine
months before they were born.
