just how much pop tarts do you want to eat before you puke?

the last time i had them was when i was in uni and i don't miss
them 
They're good for a quick fix in the afternoons. Haven't puked yet,
though.
Besides, they're good for motivating employees:
Me: "Ron, are you done with the code that's supposed to go into
production today?"
Ron: "Nope, I've been busy with other fixes."
Me: "YOU GODDAMN LAZY SONUVABITCH.... um, here, have a
Pop-Tart."
Ron: "Oh, boss, you're the best! I'll have the code
ready for production by lunch!"
