wah lau ... -_-
I meant the condom's too small lah ......
the chap a 6 feet plus strapping fellow, you don't expect a
cocktail sausage right ? ....
I thought I wrote about it in jive pad sometime last year ?
....
the piece of rubber was too short ... the whole thing was going
in on each ... ermmm ... thrust .....
and it got dislodged cos both got carried away I guess ...
I directed him to get those plus size ones ... and I don't think
such an incident repeated itself after. ....
So.... he was an, erm.... bratwurst who tried to wear a
raincoat for a cocktail sausage?
Wouldn't that, erm..... constrict the flow of blood and leave
it.... anoxic?
*me tries very hard not to burst out laughing in the library*
