Once upon a time, there is the bear. Cute and cuddly, with nice
specs and clean shave. However, one day, he met an ogre. A totally
disaster path started.
First, the ogre manipulated his strength easily to turn the bear
into Walt disney's Mickey Mouse Bear. Nice ears, courtesy of
coasters easily avaiable.
Then, with a twist of the devilish fingers, the ogre transformed
the bear from Mickey Mouse to 'A' cup bear, only using the coasters
again. Thank god for the invention of coasters. Imagination got the
ogre exhilarated, where he twisted the coasters and magically push
the 'A' cup to a "C" cup! Fantastic job well done by that crazy
misfit.
Next came in line was the names the bear could have.... Judging
from the Ogre's POV and after too many cartoons, brother bear, papa
bear, big bad bear came into the picture. Not to mention the
occasional 
, slanted eye browed evil bear. The evil bear
was scary... The evil bear was tough... The evil bear has the
frequent evil finger, shown out to some. Mainly bcos the ogre was
pissing him off......
Hey I got 10 mins before knocking
off.... Let me start something 无聊 once in a while.
Feel free to add on if you like.
Have a nice week everyone!
