there's this series on satellite TV I used to catch in toon town
called "Man Vs Wild" ...
in one episode, the simpson desert .... he peed into his water
bottle and gluped it down fresh ....
in another ... he squeezed the liquid out of fresh elephant dung
and slurped it up .... 
not forgetting when he ran to the river, grabbed a
trout/salmon/(insert name of fish), and eat it just like that
