I feel like throwing up now
which reminds me of a joke i read in FHM
these 2 guys were stuck in a desert. so after days of
being stranded, they come across this camel carcass, one of the
guys started eating because he was so hungry.
as he ate he asked the other guy "don't you want some?" the
other guy rejected his offer
after a while, because of the decayed meat, the first guy throws
up
then now the second guy jumps on the guy's vomit and starts
consuming it.
the first guy asks "why didn't u eat it in the beginning?"
the other guy says "i like my food warm"