you're a dead beat?
figures... 
Are you high or something?
Alcohol is evil, and so are RSN weddings.
KNN I went to the wedding of a colleague and my MEO give me half
a glass of undiluted and warm brandy.
I tried to siam. He ask: You driving?
I said: Yah.
MEO: Drive what?
Me: Bicycle.
MEO: WTF, you drink! Come! MEO ga le lim!
He officer, boh bian.
So I lim, and I reproduced it 5 minutes later in the toilet with
a bit of the dinner.