i dreamt i signed up for subaru impreza challenge 2010, where u
have to put ur palm on the car for the longest, at ngee ann civic
plaza, the open space in front of ngee ann city. (although in real
life i had not done so)
then on the day itself, dunno why, the organizers say i signed up
for the special bikini theme, although i said i did not. They said
i m required to wear a bikini n denim minishorts, together with
other female contestants in the same attire. Then the female staff
pass me the bikini n shorts, ask me quick go to changing room n
change into this.
but i said seow la, i m guy la, chiu talk similanjiao jiao wei?? me
have to wear bikini? zhun bo? i said i m not wearing la, where got
such thing one? i will just wear their t-shirt n my own fbt shorts,
thats all. like the male contestants.
The female staff said in the contract i signed, i have to do so,
coz i selected this option... then i argued said i never leh, what
cock u talking? dun try to be funny la, cheesepie. i began to get
angry, n later she talk on walkie talkie ask security come, n 2
malay or indian guy big sized guy came...
then i cant rmb in my dream what happened. i think they forced me
to put on a bikini n the denim minishorts. the next thing i rmb, i
was at the car, with my palms on the car, along with other bikini
girls around me on the same car. coz its the bikini babes car
challenge... or something like that.
then i look at myself, i said ****, m i dreaming or what???!!?? i
had a white string bikini on my chest, n i was wearing tight
minishorts...feels tight on my lanjiao, damn it, so pain.
then i said hey....i want out!!!. so embarrassing, people r looking
at me!!! many guys n girls spectator were taking pics of us with
their dslr camera, saw many tiko men take pic of the bikini babes
contestants around me.
so all i have to do is remove my palm n i will be out right? but i
try as hard as i can, i cant remove my palm!!! its like its
permanently stuck to the car body!!! ****!!!! i said help!!! help
me remove my hand, parademics....help!!! i was screaming like mad.
n people around me said hey.,,,,that one in bikini contestant
number 47 ish not a girl... ish a guy!!
then people all around me look n laugh at me, n boo at me, n called
me many names like ''chao ah gua, wear bikini,....knn buay hiao bai
lah"
"hey look at that faggot in bikini, hahahaha"
"waaa gotch fake cheesepie ah...look ah... must take pic GPGT..."
(probably an edmwer)
"farking gay guy.... PUIII!!"
"hehehe, look at that sissy guy in bikini, what is he even
thinking??"
then i very paiseh.... i said sh1t.... what in the world is
happening to me.
then later the CNA crew come in n want to interview me ah!!! den i
cry ohmygodhelp me n screamed n i woke up in cold sweat.
FWAAAA SIBEH SCARY NIGHTMARE AH...KIA SEE LANG AH....
lucky it was not real....
