Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part LV

last SG · 2008-04-25T00:50:08+00:00

when will my diet ever start... it had better be soon, just received an email today, the squadron is looking for people to participate in teh AHM!!Training s...

16/f/lonely SG

Laughing

Just now on my way home, I got a lift from my colleague. We passed by the base's basketball court and leaning against the fence were some hunks.

They stared at my colleague, he stared back.

They waved at him, he waved back.

Puzzled, he asked my other colleague: who are they? I don't know them.

My other colleague stifled a laughter as he said: You dumbass! They were trying to get you to get their basketball on the road back!

Laughing

Meia Gisborn SG

I suppose the chinese are the only people on earth who flies their country's flags in other countries ....

Not quite. Illegals in SoCal and parts of Texas openly and blatantly fly the Mexican flag in public.

sbst275 SG

jialat

the hot day isn't doing anything good to my sensitive skin

Rhonda SG

Excessive caffeine consumption from earlier on in the day, perhaps? That's what normally happens to me after a 36 oz. jug of dark roast in the morning.

I do not consume caffeine.

I drink the occasional cuppa tea, but that's about it.

16/f/lonely SG

KNS.....gonna spend one day scrapping the carbon out of the GPMGs.

Meia Gisborn SG

Laughing

Just now on my way home, I got a lift from my colleague. We passed by the base's basketball court and leaning against the fence were some hunks.

They stared at my colleague, he stared back.

They waved at him, he waved back.

Puzzled, he asked my other colleague: who are they? I don't know them.

My other colleague stifled a laughter as he said: You dumbass! They were trying to get you to get their basketball on the road back!

Laughing

Imagine if you had stopped, retrieved the ball, and driven off with it...

Rhonda SG

uhh.. no.. spiders rarely hibernate..

and.. huntsman spiders are harmless!

they usually run away from anything bigger than themselves...

Well, I wish I could put up some sign in spider language that says, "Spiders NOT WELCOME here!"

Harmless or not, if they come into my house, I will have to somehow get them OUT! And since I don't dare to go near enough to catch them and throw them outside, I really don't know how to deal with them! Spiders scare me!!

I was hoping I wouldn't see them at all during the colder seasons!

Rhonda SG

Imagine if you had stopped, retrieved the ball, and driven off with it...

Biangz... MG, you're quite evil, hor!

Fatum SG

Not quite. Illegals in SoCal and parts of Texas openly and blatantly fly the Mexican flag in public.

oh they do, don't they ? .....

high time to get the deported isn't it ? ...

Rhonda SG

Aussie rice is cheaper than Thai jasmine rice now

Aussie Jasmine Rice... yucks! Texture is 'wrong', and there's nothing like Thai Rice.

I tried Aussie Jasmine Rice when I first came over, heng I only bought a tiny packet because I hated it so much I had to use it to cook porridge. In the meantime, I quickly switched back to Golden Phoenix Thai Rice.

Rhonda SG

MG, I'm wondering who you're for... McCain / Clinton / Obama?

It seems this time round, that there really isn't much of a choice. It's a case of the devil or the deep, blue sea!

Rhonda SG

I watched an episode of Jamie, the Naked Chef in Italy just now, and turned cold. He participated in killing a lamb and a wild boar with the Italians, and it was a bit sick to watch.

sbst275 SG

Aussie Jasmine Rice... yucks! Texture is 'wrong', and there's nothing like Thai Rice.

The only Aussie rice you find in SG is e Calrose series

In fact it started appearing thanks to the rice shortage from Thailand in 1970s... tat time rice from USA also came

Fatum SG

it's probably genectically modified ....

av98m SG

*walks in with whip and loudhailer*

fatum, time for a jog?

ShrodingersCat SG

where to find... easy to find macaroons?

anyone eat macaroons before? supposed ot be very fashionable right?

Kuali Baba SG

you mean their version of events ....

when their skeletons come out of their closets, they start screaming conspiracy ....

and I love that picture of that chinese student demonstrating kong fu on some korean chap .....

I suppose the chinese are the only people on earth who flies their country's flags in other countries ....

Actually, I would, for a different purpose - to tell a particular pop star whom I've met that I'm present at her gig.

stellazio SG

*walks in with whip and loudhailer*

fatum, time for a jog?

i didn't know u were so kinky..

using the whip, and projecting the moaning sounds!!

Meia Gisborn SG

oh they do, don't they ? .....

high time to get the deported isn't it ? ...

Logically, you'd think so. But this is the US, where political correctness reigns supreme. There was a case, not too long ago, where a store owned by recent Mexican immigrants flew the Mexican flag above the US flag from a pole on the roof of his place of business. People in the community complained, but the city council ruled that forcing the business owner to take down the flag would offend "cultural sensitivities" in the area.

Go figure...

Meia Gisborn SG

*walks in with whip and loudhailer*

fatum, time for a jog?

* Activates extended laugh track *

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