Unfortunately, never pick a fight with a Greek, cause you'll
never be able to out-yell them! Worse, even when
you've grown tired of the argument and want to stop, they won't let
you, because they are genetically programmed to LOVE real-life
dramas, the more dramatic, the better. 
I betcha the Greek woman neighbour has plenty of practice at
yelling and shouting. I often hear her shouting and yelling,
but her husband's replies are often too soft to be heard!
She's also very
gruffy-voiced... maybe she's been shouting a lot from a young age,
so she's husky-voiced now!
It's funny that I know all her children's names, and a bit of
the family story here and there, just from her loud shouting and
yelling. 
Their
stupid yappy dog often joins in the family argument as well.
Blardy one night, I wanted to try that ice cube trick you pulled on
your neighbour's dog but too bad my window's hinged at the top so I
can't open it wide enough to take aim.
by quietly going about it, while they yell, and continue
measuring the dog with the claypot.. will creep them out..
then, quietly ask them, what they feed the dog because the dog
seems tender and is at a perfect age for the pot...
finally smile at them and ask how much they are planning to sell
the dog for... 
