same as: kia lit ti si jin ho.. ai pah jiu cheng mai? 
i was crying when i went through that. and it is still
funny.
ka... chng... kang... ka... chng... kang... kachngkang. the
anus. LOL~
another one from mitch hedburg.
"one time i had a jack and coke, they had a lime in it.
and i saw that the lime was floating. that's good news man, cuz
next time when i'm on a boat and it capsizes, i will reach for a
lime. i'll be water skiing without a life vest and people
will say "what the hell?" and i will pull out a lime.
and a lemon too. i'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus!"