did the baby crap or piss on you, and did the parents make you
change the diapers of the wriggling poop-machine?
if they did, multiply that by every moment of the day.. for
about a couple of years.. and add to that, screaming and illnesses
to look after, and feeding, and all that..
then multiply by four..
and remember this caveat: i still reserve the right to laugh
hysterically at you 
You never know... the one who laughs last laughs
best! 
Polar Bears are growing extinct, so
we, in Club 30, encourage you to Jia1 You2!!
And Fatum, if baby ever pisses on you, do the American thang and
sue the pants (or diapers) off the diaper company for not producing
diapers that rise up to the challenge! 
