Originally posted by Celtic Knot:
I remember I came across this lyrics before and I burst out
laughing...
even though i dun remember how the tune goes now...(it's a long
time ago..)
I surf the net and found it:
[b]
For all the beer-lovers:
A beer is much better than a
woman, Ill tell you why im right
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet
Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!
[i]A beer wont fake a headache, a beer wont tell me stop
A beer will not get angry when try to take off its top
A beer wont call me selfish, a beer will understand
If one night I prefer to have it by the the can
I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right youll allways get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
You dont have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
A beer wont get premenstrual, each month of the year
And I wont pay allemony if I decide to dump my beer
I still drink beer, Ill never quit
When a beer is getting pissed itll never throw a fit
Is that beer cold, hell I dont mind
A fridged beer is the best kind
I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right youll allways get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
Now f^ck me baby and shut up![/b]
I FOUND THE SONG..
BEER AND BEAR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTyUE41FeXM
