i LOVE this joke 
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
little PR. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
First , why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?
Second , why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes?
Third , whatever happened to Osama Bin
Laden?"
Fourth , why are we so worried about gay-marriage
when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess .
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him his name.
"Little Johnnie" he responds.
"And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"
"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
First , why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?
Second , why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes?
Third , whatever happened to Osama Bin
Laden?
Fourth , why are we so worried about gay marriage
when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth , why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
early?
Sixth , what the fuck happened to Stanley
