the talking bus likes merchandise 
small bottles of juice also very interested 
in other news.. well, funny news...
Indian police hunt monkey accused of stealing South Korean
tourist's glasses
LUCKNOW, India (AP) - Police combed the alleys of the Hindu holy
city Varanasi in northern India on Tuesday to search for a monkey
accused of stealing reading glasses from a South Korean
tourist.
Kim Dang Hoon filed a formal complaint against the primate he
claims broke into his hotel room and pinched his spectacles, said
investigating officer Insp. Govind Singh. "It is difficult to trace
the monkey but I am trying my best to locate the rogue," Singh said
from the Varanasi, some 300 kilometres southeast of Lucknow.
Thousands of wild monkeys roam Varanasi, dotting the trees on the
banks of the Ganges River and scampering through the city's many
temples, where they are venerated as manifestations of the Hindu
monkey god Hanuman.
In his written complaint, Kim said he
opened his hotel room window for fresh air when the monkey made his
move.
"He headed straight to the table where my glasses were kept and
took it away," Kim said in the statement.
Part of the frame later was recovered by hotel staff and Kim said
he filed the report so he can make a damages claim on his travel
insurance.
Singh said he would be at a loss if his officers caught the culprit
because there are no laws under which a wild monkey can be
charged.
Problems with monkeys harassing tourists in the city were common,
Singh said.
"But we can't do anything. We cannot shoot them or beat them as
Hindus worship monkeys," he said.
(source: Breitbart.com)