This is something for the guys.. I wonder if they have an
equivalent for ladies..
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1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without
notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each
other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and
you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the
girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will be hurt , no
matter what they say.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of
them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them
wouldn't even wait for the hat.
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at
you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going
out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in
your arms.
8a. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you
did.
8b. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you
did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are
not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like
whales.
11a. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do
discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make
your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it
and your friends will know you're a dick..
11b. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay
all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her
boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really
PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines dont count). Even if it's
not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're
dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her
off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit
out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR
GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even
if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or
something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether
you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets,
parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr.
Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their
animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does
make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your
friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your
girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want
to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT
being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be
very gentle.
26. Memorise their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're
basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade in the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas
or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to
be meaningful.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realise that they really
have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly
trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and
control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would
kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a
nanosecond.
30. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna
do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one
thing. (and i think you all know what that is)-sex.
