How to praise yourself in a self deprecating manner

last SG · 2007-02-14T00:12:35+00:00

"The Angmohs here has stamps in their eyes. Keep hitting on me."

stellazio SG

“We’re raising the GST to help the needy”

the Bear SG

NFV, you got it wrong... it should be

in order not to succumb to corruption, we need to be paid golden peanuts..

Laughing

NotFromVenus SG

We're keeping the country happy, since nobody dares to stand out to oppose our decisions.

The majority of the country's people have made their choice, we shall have policies made in our name and rightfully (praise & pay) ourselves richly for making policies for solving the problems of the people at the people's own expenses.

We must replace the lack of birth with more job opportunities for foreigners, such that there is enough to feed our old & dependents who have left the working class due to whatever reasons we cannot control as Govt.

Kuali Baba SG

'I'm such a ******* in bed!' Laughing

jetta SG

Hugh Grant’s good at this.

browniebaobao SG

i juz got a pm from someone last night...

wat he typed really fits the subject here neh. Twisted Evil

Fatum SG

show the PM lah ... Twisted Evil

ShrodingersCat SG

Oooh i lurve hugh grant

Actually I can't STAND HIM at first but don't know why he just grows on me.

viciouskitty74 SG

This picture I took last night. Nice hor.

*Proceed to show picture of a big face with triple chin.*

jetta SG

I couldn't stand him either. Only because the first time I was introduced to him, he played a (surprise, surprise) cad on some mini series on TV, years ago. Thanks to Bridget Jones, that feeling went away. I love his sense of humour.

Wanda SG

"Adcherly, I don wan to be pomoted one...i not ambicious one, reali, but hor, i still get pomoted. Everywhere i go all like that. Sigh, don know why like that."

Rolling Eyes Laughing

the_don SG

"i dun know leh always kenna lucky draw. this time the voucher say $1000. i also dun know wat to do with it"

(now that is real. haach $1000 dollar voucher and i sat there for 1hr wondering wat to redeem it for Laughing )

Wanda SG

Isn't haach a slimming & beauty salon? Smile

the_don SG

yah. they got slimming, spa, facial, ipl, manicure, pedicure, massage, etc. they are also sharks..... always findings ways to earn customer's money.

I have a facial package with them and i won the $1000 voucher during the CNY lucky draw. Couldn't decide what to use it for so i exchanged it for 12 mani/pedi sessions. (a bit wasted hor Confused )

bigmouthjoe SG

I never study leh don’t know why can get 99/100… last night play WOW until 3am. Lucky all the question I spot correctly man…

choco B SG

Yar abit under-valued.

Wanda SG

Laughing

I dunno wasted or not, coz I don't use such services, but whatever makes you happy. Wink

the_don SG

Laughing i a bit regretting. should have taking the meso facial instead. oh well. planning to keep the mani pedi for weddings and special occassions.

oready plan when to use le..
This year: 2 for weddings, 1 for anniversary, 1 for his bday, 1 for christmas,
Next year: 1 for my bday, 1 for vday, 1 for CNY , 3 for weddings, 1 for honey moon

Mr. Green

M©+square SG

I'm a poor man who's just trying to make ends meet. And i can't wait to go for my 6 months Europe trip to look for property in next year's time.

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I'm not as good as you thought, though many people said that.

choco B SG

Plan so far?! Laughing
Is it some spa treatment mani/pedi? Or just classic?

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