And oh for heavens sake.
You boys are lovely. Stop trying to invoke pity with the rest of
the ladies here.
Met av, met bear. Both are top rate men in their own right. If I
describe them as slabs of beef, both are in the top grade chunks of
meat that requires slow charcoal grill fire to bring out their
ultimate meaty taste.
They just like to wallow in their self proclaimed pathetic
lives.
When they are actually disgustingly selfish self centred fellas
waiting for the sky to open up and females are dropped straight
into their laps with them sitting just coincidently with a
solomiser who can declare them men & wives instantly.
av, dont change. you are every girls dream, you just have to let
the girl of your dream knows you. Just a matter of finding your
perfect gal and she will find it perfect too. Heck....I find you
perfect, except I am too old and jaded and used and
errrr......ruined to ever consider ruining you for your perfect
gal.
bear, &* ^% %$$#@ stop parading your available backside that
balantantly with me. I might just really clobber you with my
trenchon/maglite with safari holder and drag you into a cave
somewhere when I seriously lost inhibition/controls thru alcohol.
(right.....I will need to jump onto a table to do that...bear is
too tall to clobber his head properly...might clobber his back
instead and knock his disc out of alignment again if I do it from
ground level.) Incapacitate bear.....hmmmmm.....good idea
tooo.....He cannot run...he cannot do anything but lie there on the
floor for my evil deeds....hmmmmm.
