skid SG Wedding plans take care of themselves...plans? You can be president...nothing says you can't be You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt...lefty loosey, righty tighty Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental -- $100.....eloped to Las Vegas, saved a bundle Everything on your face stays its original color...facial hair has turned grey The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades...so true Your belly usually hides your big hips...you've seen me?
Kuali Baba SG You're wrong but I'm not telling you what it is exactly, some things are best left private.
elindra SG Actually this was posted somewhere before and I wrote a comeback for it Too lazy to find it now
Hellraiza SG Erm. Slightly off topic, but famous stand-up comedian Dave Chapelle once said, "you know all those women's magazines with the sensational lines? 'lose a dress size in one week?' '20 fabulous holiday destinations?" it's all BS. Why? You ever seen this one? '100 ways to please your man.' Bullshit. Ain't 100 ways! Only 4 ways: Suck his di*k, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and don't talk so much!"
