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last SG · 2006-11-04T11:41:23+00:00

That's it! I'm locking this thread

Gazelle SG

Not really, I think someone just tried to show us how smart he was with bunch of statistic and give a whole lotta crap anaylsis on immigration trend. Mr. Green

LazerLordz SG

This happens every time near Christmas, if I recall it correctly. It's beginning to feel all fuzzy... Rolling Eyes

elindra SG

Laughing
Deer in black santa suit?

I think it's a seasonal thing. Maybe for Gaz, he is one of those lucky ones who have a lighter workload at the end of the year.

Gazelle SG

Black is nice, it make you look slimer.. Mr. Green

Gedanken SG

I kew you were delusional, but this is rip-roaringly funny. Even with the thread posted you can thump your ribs and claim victory. Laughing

No name, no claim. You wanted to prove that you'd taken the flight, but all you've got are a bunch of tickets that you could have dug out of a rubbish bin at the airport. Without a name, who's dumb enough to believe that you took those flights?

If humiliating yourself is what makes you feel good, go right ahead. The best thing is that I don't have to lift a finger - you're doing all the work making a jackass of yourself. Laughing

LazerLordz SG

Laughing

with the rain and those accursed journals begging to be read... I'm this close to going on a drinking spree. Embarassed

Twisted Evil

Gazelle SG

You are right, I found the BA London to Charles De Gau ticket in Paris, and the Air France Paris to Amsterdam ticket in Holland, but couldnt find a ticket back to Singapore..So I walk back loh. Very Happy

But luckily, I arrive before the plane so I ask one of the passenger to give me is boarding pass to complete the whole trip....hhahaha...

Your bloody IQ is power!!! heheh

Gedanken SG

Nice little fantasy there, but let's face it, it more likely you were cleaning tables at the airport, saw some guy dump his tickets in the bin on the way out and got into the rubbish bin (which is probably your natural habitat anyway). Laughing

av98m SG

x 2

the annual end of year pissing contest? Shocked

Gedanken SG

I wouldn't go talking about pissing contests, av - that's the kind of thing that gets Gaz excited. Laughing

Gazelle SG

maybe you should just take some time and look into the sequence of event before talk so much co.ck and make sure you can proof me wrong.

suppose if you have not balls to do it (which I dont think you have), are you willing to take the challenge that if I can proof to you that I was indeed on that all those flights, are you willing to kiss my hairy arse and call me uncle again? Mr. Green

bloody loser!!!

Gazelle SG

Ged, I wasnt really interested to talk to a loser like you until you came up with a whole bunch of stupid numbers... Mr. Green

anyway, i did enjoy kicking your girly butt every end of the year

blu_sky SG

That was indeed sizzling HOT Laughing

fymk SG

Nah Gazelle - you bullshit so much that you just slip up . Forget the Plane ticket issue . Let's look at the " I can come anytime through sponsorship because of my brother" . Sorry - that is utter BS. Anyone can check www.immi.gov.au to tell you FAT CHANCE.

Your parents , judging from your cryptic remarks , are in Singapore and you have one brother who is an australian citizen . Not sure about whether you have children but as long as your parents and/or siblings still in Singapore - it automatically disqualifies you from applying . So who do you want to kid ?

Your cover is blown . Big deal when you ONLY just happen to own (and note) a part of some property in Australia. Sorry to disappoint you but I happen to own a property as well . No big deal, anyone with alot of hardwork and determination can do it in Australia, I even know of a friend who has 5 properties at my age now and he worked hard for it - I manage to buy my freehold property faster in Melbourne than some 99 year lease HDB flat. First million in Singapore my foot- I reckon my luck is better with lottery in Australia than earning my first million in Singapore.

My parents own more than 1 property in Australia as sole owners - so do you want to continue about my poor parents who "have to give up everything in Singapore" to come here and babysit me?

So don't bother boasting about your stupid share of a single property - there are EVEN MORE people out there who own more (like 6 properties or so) than my parents do ,and MUCH MORE than you do ( a what again? 0.something share of probably a condominium since foreigners cannot buy land if the title deed is to have a foreigner's name) . So don't even bother telling us about some seaside mansion you might have.

Gedanken SG

Tut tut tut. Again? I'll give you the same answer I gave you the last time:

If you want to try and prove that you've got the ticket, don't let me stop you. Don't expect anything in return from me for doing so, because you're the one trying to prove that you're not a BS artist. Remember, it's actually funnier for me if you don't try to prove anything.

For all your claims of being some business whiz, I gotta say that you're pretty hopeless. The deal you are proposing here is effectively that I have to do something distasteful so that you can try to reedeem yourself from that nameless-ticket fiasco. Even a school kid would see that there's nothing in it for anyone who takes up that kind of deal, so don't try convincing anyone that you're any kind of wheeler or dealer. Just stick to your day job and clean that spilt mee siam off that table. Laughing

Of course, I fully expect that you're going to do exactly what you did last time, i.e. bluster and posture while you panic in the background and look for the first opportunity to weasel out. I'll save myself a lot of time here by spelling it out for you right here and now. Don't miss this bit because I'm not responding to your begging after this:

Don't beg me for anything because the answer will be NO.

Actually, if you want to cry uncle so that I give you the chance to prove yourself, I might consider it. Mr. Green

Gedanken SG

Originally posted by fymk:
Nah Gazelle - you bullshit so much that you just slip up . Forget the Plane ticket issue . Let's look at the " I can come anytime through sponsorship because of my brother" . Sorry - that is utter BS. Anyone can check www.immi.gov.au to tell you FAT CHANCE.

Your parents , judging from your cryptic remarks , are in Singapore and you have one brother who is an australian citizen . Not sure about whether you have children but as long as your parents and/or siblings still in Singapore - it automatically disqualifies you from applying . So who do you want to kid ?

Your cover is blown . Big deal when you ONLY just happen to own (and note) a part of some property in Australia. Sorry to disappoint you but I happen to own a property as well . No big deal, anyone with alot of hardwork and determination can do it in Australia, I even know of a friend who has 5 properties at my age now and he worked hard for it - I manage to buy my freehold property faster in Melbourne than some 99 year lease HDB flat. First million in Singapore my foot- I reckon my luck is better with lottery in Australia than earning my first million in Singapore.

My parents own more than 1 property in Australia as sole owners - so do you want to continue about my poor parents who "have to give up everything in Singapore" to come here and babysit me?

So don't bother boasting about your stupid share of a single property - there are EVEN MORE people out there who own more (like 6 properties or so) than my parents do ,and [b] MUCH MORE than you do ( a what again? 0.something share of probably a condominium since foreigners cannot buy land if the title deed is to have a foreigner's name) . So don't even bother telling us about some seaside mansion you might have.[/b]

Ah, fymk, there's always a chance he could bribe a DIMIA clerk with a used Audi. Mr. Green

Don't go drowning him with so many facts. You know it gives him a headache, which makes him go full swing into his fetishes. Laughing

Gazelle SG

Ged, please dont beat around the bush with all the crap lah. If you are so co.ck sure about me faking and talking so much co.ck, why not take the challenge and dont be such a pu.ssy.

Come one Ged, if you have the balls to accuse someone, make sure you have the balls to defend yourself. Mr. Green

I know christmas time is around the corner, but dont hang your balls up the christmas tree so early lah... Very Happy

hehehe....come Ged, I am waiting for you....waiting for you to clean my hairy little asiab arse so that I can get all cleaned up for christmas...

Gazelle SG

Originally posted by fymk:

Nah Gazelle - you bullshit so much that you just slip up . Forget the Plane ticket issue . Let's look at the " I can come anytime through sponsorship because of my brother" . Sorry - that is utter BS. Anyone can check www.immi.gov.au to tell you FAT CHANCE.

Your parents , judging from your cryptic remarks , are in Singapore and you have one brother who is an australian citizen . Not sure about whether you have children but as long as your parents and/or siblings still in Singapore - it automatically disqualifies you from applying . So who do you want to kid ?

Your cover is blown . Big deal when you ONLY just happen to own (and note) a part of some property in Australia. Sorry to disappoint you but I happen to own a property as well . No big deal, anyone with alot of hardwork and determination can do it in Australia, I even know of a friend who has 5 properties at my age now and he worked hard for it - I manage to buy my freehold property faster in Melbourne than some 99 year lease HDB flat. First million in Singapore my foot- I reckon my luck is better with lottery in Australia than earning my first million in Singapore.

My parents own more than 1 property in Australia as sole owners - so do you want to continue about my poor parents who "have to give up everything in Singapore" to come here and babysit me?

So don't bother boasting about your stupid share of a single property - there are EVEN MORE people out there who own more (like 6 properties or so) than my parents do ,and [b] MUCH MORE than you do ( a what again? 0.something share of probably a condominium since foreigners cannot buy land if the title deed is to have a foreigner's name) . So don't even bother telling us about some seaside mansion you might have.[/b]

Dont make immigrant VISA so difficult leh.. Very Happy

Are you reading the column under family VISA?

Who is this visa for?

This visa is for you if both of these apply:

- you have a brother, sister, parent (or step-equivalent) who is an Australian citizen, Australian permanent resident or eligible New Zealand citizen usually resident in Australia

- you and your spouse have no brothers, sisters, children, parents (or step-equivalents) other than those in Australia.

(Your spouse and other family members may be included in your application if they meet certain requirements.)

Even if I dont apply under the sponsorship program, there are still other means to do it isnt it?

Yar, looks like you blew me good this time. Mr. Green

elindra SG

How are you going to read if you go on a drinking spree? The only thing drinking does to me is put me to sleep Laughing Embarassed

Gedanken SG

No beating about the bush here, Gaz - I'm not going to stop you if you want to show your proof.

Thanks for proving me right - you're blustering and posturing instead of just providing the proof (which, of course, you don't have).

So go on - where's your proof?

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