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Net BUZZ
Useful marketing concepts for flirts
June 29, 2006
1. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I'm very rich. Marry
me.'
That's direct marketing.
2. At a party, your friend goes up to a gorgeous girl, points at
you and says: 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's advertising.
3. You get the phone number of a gorgeous girl. The next day, you
call and say: 'I'm very rich. Marry me.' That's
telemarketing.
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and pour
her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag when she
drops it, offer her a ride, and then say: 'By the way, I'm very
rich. Will you marry me?'
That's public relations.
5. A gorgeous girl at a party walks up to you and asks: 'Are you
very rich?' That's brand recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You say: 'I'm rich. Marry
me!' She gives you a hard slap.
That's customer feedback.
7. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I'm very rich. Marry
me.' She introduces you to her husband. That's demand-and-supply
gap.
8. You say to a gorgeous girl at a party: 'I am very rich. Marry
me.' She turns to face you - she's your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.
- Spotted by Mindy Tan
