No lah. If my wife weren't around, she would have no wife to
point to, so no question lor. 
Anyway, some of these foreign talents nowadays are
very aggressive and daring.
Other places for buffet for cheapos like me.....
- Marina South Korean BBQ (open air) at S$12 per pax.
- Paramount Hotel coffee house (3rd or 4th floor) at S$18+++ per
pax.
- Sizzler at Suntec City basement (healthy) at S$16++ per
pax.
Since you guys are going to JB, I would advise you against have
buffet there. They're cheaper, but its really a case of "you get
what you pay for".
In JB, try the seafood like at New Lucky Restaurant at da ma (big
horse), just at the diagonally opposite the junction Crystal Crown
hotel (look out for the neon signs about 50 m from the junction). I
used to frequent there. There is also a big hawker centre in that
area, open from evening onwards, with lots of good Chinese zhu zhar
and Malay food. Satay at RM 0.40 per stick. Personal security wise,
just be a little more alert in that area at night, but its
generally safe lah.
There are some hairdressers around the hawker centre area too,
situated in shop houses by the roadside. If you're bored with the
others and have an hour to spare, just walk
into any of them for some great "head sex". For less than RM 20,
they'll wash your hair, then massage your head, neck and shoulders
for maybe 15-20 minutes or so, then blow dry (your hair), etc.
They're all unisex, open to both men and women.
I haven't patronised those places for quite some time because I'm
balding and so have to avoid others scratching my head too
much.
For the lazy ones who haven't cleaned their ears in a while, at
these hairdressers', you can also opt for the dig-ear service,
pedicure, manicure, etc....at additional few RM. They're usually
quite friendly (even without courtesy and GST campaigns) and you
can ask away without obligations, chit-chat with them, etc. Service
is not hurried at all. Doesn't even feel commercialised. But they
speak only Malay, Mandarin and Cantonese.
Two of these hairdressers' in that area have massage rooms also -
service is decent-type only, quite cheap and not too bad. But
they're not professional and don't change the sheets, etc. Its also
open concept, so other customers can see you through the glass
panel (and if you're lucky/unlucky, maybe some customers will call
your number ).
Oh, just after the Malaysian customs, there is the City Square
area. Avoid that area at all costs. Its either sleazy or expensive.
There is a Food Junction food court there which is even more
expensive than Singapore's.
Actually, if you can, skip JB and go right deep in lah. Skudai,
Tebrau, Plentong, Permas Jaya, etc. Those areas are nice for
grocery and other types of shopping, with big hypermarts of Giant,
Carrefour, Jusco, Makro, etc. The newly opened Jusco City at Tebrau
is a fantastic shopping centre.
For Milo lovers, I heard that our local Milo prices increased a lot
recently (I don't drink it, so I don't know). You'll be happy to
know that Milo there is much cheaper. But please remember not to
buy their sugar to accompany your Milo. Sugar is sweet, legal
consequences are not.
