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the Bear SG

tonight, Andrea Bocelli is going to coach the singers...

the stupid Celine Dion is saying "if God had a voice, it'd be Andrea Bocelli"

i disagree.. he's good, but not that good...

that stupid stick insect is irritating by itself already without tempting God...

maybe she thinks she's thin enough to dodge God's lightning? Laughing

the Bear SG

that stupid blondie is a sycophant Laughing

kathryn is belting.. David Foster is trying to tell her to give it more subtlety.. but she's still belting...

she's good enough with Bocelli, coz she's powerful...

lousy song selection... she's got a great set of pipes.. but this is.. too much like the irritating Celine Dion and Witless Houston.. belting away... there are much better songs she can sing with hell of a lot better results..

she's just... pointless here...

great voice, lousy material, nothing new... bleh..

randy jackson.. hated it.. way too big for her..

paula abdul... pitch problems.. hmm.. tough song, difficult song...

simon.. aha.. he shot her down! you're coming out saying you're as good as witless houston, but you're not Razz

she's good.. but she's not the houston type of singer...

BAD choice of songs..

the Bear SG

this Elliot dude... going to sing a Donny Hathaway song!

A Song For You...

this is a tremendous song...

it's not bad! considering Hathaway's version... is just.. wow... but he's pulling it off

very... i dunno.. drama.. but that's the song... it is drama!

not bad Wink

randy - hated the arrangement... but he liked the singing

paula abdul is on drugs again.. she's in tears... she's on drugs! Laughing

simon - a vocal masterclass.. superb...

the arrangement was actually complex.. randy's wrong.. the song is complex by itself, this dude just made it even more complex and with that, showed how to sing this song Wink

av98m SG

Not McPhee's best perfomance...but that dress!!!!!! Shocked Very Happy Embarassed

the Bear SG

the sycophantic blondie.. she's bloody grating and irritating Mad

unchained melody Razz

her bloody redneck accent is killing David Foster... Laughing

Bocelli is hilarious.. tagged her as a blonde

ARGH!! she's outta tune... and her bloody redneck accent is killing the song too! Mad

someone, shoot her!!

this is bad karaoke Mad

she's outta tune again! Mad

time goes by so slowly! coz you're singing and it's hell!! Mad

SHUT UP!!! Mad

we need you to shut up!! Mad

AIEEEEEE!!!

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad!

nothing redeeming about it...

randy: pitch problems..

paula abdul: she's off drugs... she's on drugs.. she's off drugs.. she's on drugs

simon: it was like the neverending song.. so monotonous, so bland.. robotic..

simon gets cut off "to prevent going off the air" but i think it was to stop him driving the silly progeny of a redneck to tears Laughing

the Bear SG

dress?

oh.. made her look like some crappy las vegas singer like celine dion

(i think i'm going to be killed by av.. but heck, i'm telling it like it is Laughing )

av98m SG

I thought it looked great, and showcased her magnificent pair of english muffins! Very Happy Embarassed

the Bear SG

Paris.. is going to do a great song.. The Way We Were...

it's a great song... from a wonderful movie Very Happy

bocelli likes her voice

well, she's trying to channel something that's not there.. she sounds constipated instead..

no no.. she has not enough subtlety.. this song demands it..

ARGH!! BELTING!!

bloody singers keep thinking they have to belt out a song Mad

voice not rich enough.. needs more volume.. maybe with more weight, more mass, more experience and age, she'll get there.. but now.. too tinny...

randy: thought it was good.. not over the top... but not bad

paula: uhh... i didn't even listen to her.. i think she's on drugs Laughing

simon: impersonating an older artist...

there you go.. not spectacular.. just... she needs to hone her craft...

av98m SG

I think Paula is seriously drugged out..her ridiculous weeping at elliot's performance was just....... Question

the Bear SG

Taylor... is going to sing... Just Once?? James Ingram? yah. he is...

Bocelli and Foster are right.. he's a performer.. not a singer...

hmm..

not the greatest song to showcase singing..

again, close your eyes, not much.. watching him, is different...

his voice isn't the best around, but he knows how to maximise his strengths, mask his shortcomings..

good stuff if you watch...

randy: he hated it.. Razz

paula abdul: she's still on drugs..

simon: hotel lounge Laughing

Paula is on heavy drugs!

simon is right.. not enough singing but he's a performer Wink

av98m SG

The serial killer doesn’t sound too bad tonight….

av98m SG

Best performance tonight: the serial killer
Best appearance tonight: McPhee Embarassed
Worst performance tonight: the dumb blonde
Most ridiculous person on the show tonight: Paula Abdul

the Bear SG

chris is going to sing Have You Really Love A Woman

i dunno.. i don't like the song..

hey.. they taught him how to project his voice Laughing

hmm.. he sounds better than Bryan Adams Wink

he's better than Adams!

he's good.. okay.. he's really good!

hey! he's got a band! Shocked

paula is on drugs!

simon: he loved it!

'nuff said Wink

av98m SG

What! He's good but not that good! This is Bryan Adams we're talking about! Mad *smashes guitar over the bear's head and follows up with a steel chair. looks around for a stick wrapped with barbed wire* Twisted Evil

the Bear SG

adams turned into a hack after a while.. he was a rocker.. but he's now a namby-pamby "rock ballad singer"

look at the crap he churned out after reckless!

av98m SG

Shocked Shocked *delivers a flying elbowdrop*

the Bear SG

you can be dropping elbows but i'm telling it like it is Laughing

along with that crappy song with the other 2 fellas for the 3 musketeers movie, what else? Razz

av98m SG

Shocked Shocked *must.......... control fist of death....*

jetta SG

Why control? Give it to the bugger! Twisted Evil

littlestream SG

Laughing

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