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Ngee Ann Polytechnical student Chin Ah Pooi is disappointed that
her own homemade sex video has not been as popular as that of
Nanyang Polytechnic student Tammy.
Attractive NYP student Tammy had lost her cellphone, in which she
had stored a video of her having torrid sex with her boyfriend.
Whoever found it circulated it online, where it has spread faster
than kaya on hot toast and caused a huge uproar, no doubt because
sex is such a rarity amongst Singaporeans.
Ms. Chins video, which also shows herself having intimate
relations with a fellow Ngee Ann schoolmate, however, has pretty
much stayed put despite her mass-mailing it to everyone she knows
under a file named Tummy NP.
I also donno why, said Ms Chin, 17 years old and 170 kg. I also
did everything that Tammy did. In fact, I showed even more flesh
than Tammy.
According to some who have received Ms. Chins video, that may have
been the problem.
Said Mr. Quah Por Noh, a fellow NP student, I got her video, but I
think there was so much pork on display that my email program
immediately classified it as spam.
Ms. Chin declined to identify her partner in the video. Lets just
say hes someone I had a big crush on, she said, adding that hes
currently staying in one of the major hospitals.
The police, however, have confirmed that they have received
complaints about the video, just like in the Tammy NYP case.
In the Tammy NYP case, the allegations are of an offence under the
Films Act, which bars the distribution, showing, import or
possession of obscene video recordings. However, in Ms. Chins
case, the alleged offences are more generalized crimes against
humanity.
We take these complaints very
seriously, said ASP AV98m. For instance, were investigating the
Tammy NYP case very intensely. A whole team of us review the
recording everyday. Some of us have even made copies so that after
working hours, we can continue analyzing the case at home. Were
even considering asking Tammy herself to come into the station to
tender oral evidence and perhaps even do a re-enactment to aid our
investigation.
For Ms. Chins case, ASP Pak said that while they had opened a
file, preliminary indications were that there was no breach of the
Films Act. The Films Act bars obscene films, not horror
films.
Meanwhile, the furore around the Tammy NYP case is growing
unabated, with conservatives decrying low moral values and other
hypocritical bullshit.
Why should a blow job be so offensive? wrote XiaLan, in her
popular blog. It happens metaphorically in the civil service
everyday.
Others, however, believe the ensuing debate could be beneficial in
the long run.
I think Tammy NYP is a great sex education video, said Mr. Lai
Kan Wah. Tammy and her boyfriend are real role models. Theyre
having safe sex. Theyre having sex with fellow citizens, not chao
ang mors or Batam kways, like most other sexually active
Singaporeans. I also think it will shake up the curriculum at the
Film, Sound and Video course at Ngee Ann Poly. Despite being the
leading film school in Singapore, none of their student films have
reached an audience as wide as Tammy NYP. The Singapore Film
Commission should give her a scholarship.
Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are casting a skeptical eye on the
whole affair.
I bet Tammy NYP is a hoax, said popular underground blogger Mr.
Pierogi. I bet the Gahmen cooked it up to obscure sensitive issues
in the upcoming elections like Ministerial pay and the NKF.
Aside from Ms. Chin, more copycat versions of Tammy NYP are
flooding the Web, including:
- Thambi NYP: a young Tamil couple shagging in a boutique hotel
along Serangoon Road.
- Ramli NYP: video footage of a young Malay man having indiscreet
relations with a burger istimewa.
- Granny NYP: which is just too horrible to describe.
Ms. Chin is philosophical about her videos comparative lack of
popularity, saying, Oh well, its just one of those mysteries of
the universe, like why Nanyang Polytechnic is abbreviated as NYP,
while Ngee Ann Polytechnic is abbreviated as NP.
