I have the movie V for Vendeta in my mind.
I'm not saying that I find other heroes sexy and faint infront of
the screen when seeing them. But V from the movie mentioned
above... well I don't know... he reminds me of a crazed Shakespeare
(not that I wouldn't like Shakespeare, I like sane Shakespeare). I
got disturbed by his long speeches, he used looooonnngggg endless
sentences... (Oh my God, that's probably the real British
English!!!) ... and the mask gave him even the look of Shakespeare
who went nuts or used too much Extasy in his techno party.
If I was some unlucky lucky woman safed by him and he would start
his loooongg speech, I would either say "Shut up and kiss me" or
(and this is more probable as I would be turned off by his
monologue) I would try to resuscitate the bad and now lucky men
(because they don't have to listen to him) who wanted to rape me or
kill me or rob me or whatever and beg them to safe me and do with
me whatever they want. If they were more then dead, I would
probably scream Heeeeellllppppp meeee, saaaafffeeee meeee!!!
Heeeellppp meeee, saaaaffffeeee meeeeee!!! and get hysterical and
hope my hystery makes him shut up and go away, or atleast shut
up.
I wouldn't dare to faint nor fall asleep (maybe I would pay him to
help me to fall asleep during the nights when I just can't sleep)
because I am afraid he would take me to his residence and when I
would wake up, I would have to suffer from his looooonnnngggg
sentences. That is not manly man! We women have the sole right to
talk too much!
Why can't he use simple and short sentences with "lah" on the end
of each? 
