Subtle Sarcasms & Veiled Venom

last SG · 2006-04-20T11:02:05+00:00

The problem with sarcarsm is that it can be very addictive - you know you get a kick out of feeling that you are able to think on your feet and give a counte...

the Bear SG

i've actually thought about this.. i was at a loss of how to write it...

shro-cat has eloquently written it well..

i guess i'll keep my thoughts simple... i'd rather be bludgeoned in my face, to my face, than be stuck one in the back...

Kuali Baba SG

Let me tell ye about this thick superior I have.

He has really bad breath (and unfortunately he's fond of endless rambling) so I brought a small bottle of Listerine to the workplace, and left it on his table when he wasn't around. When he returned and saw it, he asked, "Why people want to give me these things for sore throat?"

And there's very little he actually knows, apart from licking boots and kissing butt cheeks.

[email protected] SG

yes! someone finally bears me out. take that, world! Twisted Evil

Rhonda SG

Sigh... you're right.

Whilst those of us who manage to belt out witty lines dripping with sarcasm might feel proud of our ability to do so, it sure isn't nice to be on the receiving end. Sad

Maybe, it's time to TRY to be a li'l angelic, for once!

Laughing

fudgester SG

'Do, or do not.... there is NO try.'

- Yoda. Mr. Green

DriftingGuy SG

.. that is if you believe in karma and newton's 3rd law Laughing

DriftingGuy SG

Sometimes the dense ones know sarcasm well and act to seem as if they don't get it, so as to deny you the satisfaction. You can't insult someone if they refuse to be insulted Laughing

av98m SG

You've reminded me of some people I know who can dish it out well, but cannot take it when they're on the receiving end and get all bent out of shape.

I remember one such fellow I went to school with, but he seems to have mellowed with age, marriage, and fatherhood. Mr. Green

choco B SG

I still like my Yo Momma insults

ShrodingersCat SG

Yo Momma has hair so big she burst the ozone with her aerosols!!! Mr. Green

the Bear SG

yo momma's so fat, she has a zip code all to herself!

Laughing

reminds me of another silly CD i lost by 20 fingers...

"you're so ugly, your daddy had to tie a porkchop around your neck just to make the dog play with you!"

and

"when you were born, the doctor slapped yo momma!"

Twisted Evil

ShrodingersCat SG

Yo Momma's so dense, she became a black hole!!

hurhurhurhurhurhurhur

the Bear SG

heh Wink

i expanded that one in an insult before:

you're so massive and dense you have gravity, light doesn't escape due to that.. which is probably why you're also kinda dim

Twisted Evil

gd4u SG

I have to agree, in fact, i got so caught on with sarcasm that i offeneded alot of ppl unknowingly. So, i am gald that some of my friends can stand up to my sarcasm ... Hmm, as my father always say... U may have won in speech but u just lost a relationship (in terms of friends, etc ... )

foxwalk SG

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

elindra SG

Laughing
Let me guess!
The reaction you got was

HUH?

« Previous Page