can i get ur 2nd one too? 
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel
rooms.
The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has
to listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One,
two, three, uhh... one, two, three, uhh..."
In the morning, the second dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how
was it?"
The first dwarf says, "It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all
night."
The second dwarf says, "You think that's bad? I couldn't even get
up on the bed."
