Funny meh? Quite sarcastic wor! 
My 3rd night here, she exclaimed, "WAH!! Why are your thighs SOOOOO
BIG one?! HAR?? What happened?!"

(They did get larger after I started Spinning classes at the gym.
)
And then, after that, she alternates between making comments like,
"You shouldn't eat this, too fattening!" and "Eat! Eat some more!
Why eat so little?!"
Finally, two nights ago, I got fed-up and exclaimed after she told
me to eat more, "Mom, you say I'm fat, then you ask me to eat more?
So contradictory, right?" But she replied, "I never said you were
fat... I just asked why your thighs were so BIG!"

Tor Huek! Cikit Tara! (Don't know how to spell that Malay word but
it means "Vomit Blood!")