something to read... stupid names by celebrity braindeaths

Nicholas Cage - Kal-el Coppola (Kal-el is the Krypton name of
Superman)
Courtney Love & Kurt Cobain - Frances Bean
Frank & Gail Zappa - Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan
& Diva Muffin
Paula Yates & Bob Geldof - Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches
Honeyblossom, Tiger Lili Heavenly Hirani & Little Pixie
Julia & Jamie Oliver - Daisy Boo & Poppy Honey
Demi Moore & Bruce Willis - Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue &
Tallulah Belle
Arlyn & John Phoenix - River Jude (River), Rainbow Joan of Arc
(Rain), Leaf Joaquin (Joaquin), Liberty Mariposa (Libby) &
Summer Joy (Summer)
Gloria Jones & Marc Bolan - Rolan (imagine: Rolan Bolan)
Mel C & Jimmy Gulzar - Phoenix Chi
Erykah Badu - Puma
Shannyn Sossamon - Audio Science
Rob Morrow - Tu (Tu Morrow, pronounced Tomorrow)
Sylvester Stallone - Sage Moon Blood
Posh & Beckham - Cruz (Pronounced "Cruth" and is a girl's name
in Spain where they live. Father was sure it was a girl up to the
moment he was born)
George Foreman - George Foreman had 7 children -- 5 boys named
George and 2 daughters, Freeda George and Georgetta