
Hee hee.......wah, seems like you know how it works around here eh?

Okay, I give you five! Reveal where your spycams are???? 
But seriously, no intruder alarm lah. All's welcome! Since our mods
all tidoh already, I "sit tai" a bit, be the sum ku lok por,
welcome you lah. Or have you been here before?
Come, let me intro you to the Club. Here, we have a lounge where we
mingle. But most of the time, the members here eat and go. Never
tidy up after them one. Got one Hokkine proverb but pardon me, I
forgot liao.
And then, over here *points to the right*, we have a fridge. Help
yourself to the refreshments and snacks. It's free but we will
appreciate if you can drop some change into the coin box.
How? Ho seh boh? You like the Club. If yes, nah....*pass
application form*, just sign here and you can use the facilities
liao. 